Insubordination

These humans I own seem to have more control over me than I over them, this can't be right, such insubordination! As you can see I was taken off Tarmac and my polished black paintwork treated to a mud bath. The views however were tremendous as the humans were on an AONB photographic shoot. I was left in a wild and windy field and heard talk about being named Wilfrid after the humans father, who loved wild remote places. So this seems to be my future, I hope they remember to wash me down occassionaly.